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owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

Jon was not afraid of death, but he did not want to die like that, trussed and bound and beheaded like a common brigand. If he must perish, let it be with a sword in his hand, fighting his father’s killers. He was no true Stark, had never been one… but he could die like one. Let them say that Eddard Stark had fathered four sons, not three.

(Source: snafusheltons, via to-b-or-not-221b)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

image

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

(Source: crossedoutlitanies, via chevy--impala-67)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada

#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets

(via rose-of-the-north)

jodyrobots:

3lixar:



my love

(via lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle)